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One reason why I cannot spell,
Although I learned the rules quite well
Is that some words like coup and through
Sound just like threw and flue and Who;
When oo is never spelled the same,
The duice becomes a guessing game;
And then I ponder over though,
Is it spelled so, or throw, or beau,
And bough is never bow, it's bow,
I mean the bow that sounds like plow,
And not the bow that sounds like row -
The row that is pronounced like roe.
I wonder, too, why rough and tough,
That sound the same as gruff and muff,
Are spelled like bough and though, for they
Are both pronounced a different way.
And why can't I spell trough and cough
The same as I do scoff and golf?
Why isn't drought spelled just like route,
or doubt or pout or sauerkraut?
When words all sound so much the same
To change the spelling seems a shame.
There is no sense - see sound like cents -
in making such a difference
Between the sight and sound of words;
Each spelling rule that undergirds
The way a word should look will fail
And often prove to no avail
Because exceptions will negate
The truth of what the rule may state;
So though I try, I still despair
And moan and mutter "It's not fair
That I'm held up to ridicule
And made to look like such a fool
When it's the spelling that's at fault.
Let's call this nonsense to a halt."

Vegetable Oedipus Adaptation

The Morning After.

2 of Aja's 10/10 photographs

'Elegant Insults'

When Insults Had Class (no 4-letter words !!)

These glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was
still valued, before a great portion of the English language got boiled
down to 4-letter words, not to mention waving middle fingers.

The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, "If you were my
husband I'd give you poison," and he said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink
it."

A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the
gallows or of some unspeakable disease." "That depends, Sir," said
Disraeli, "on whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."

"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -
Winston Churchill

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about." - Winston
Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
pleasure."
Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the
dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).
"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"
- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time
reading it."
Moses Hadas

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."

Abraham Lincoln

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved
of it." - Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." - Oscar
Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a
friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is
one." - Winston Churchill, in response.

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." -
Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
- Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others." -
Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating

"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." - Jack
E. Leonard

"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt." - Robert Redford

"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human
knowledge." - Thomas Brackett Reed

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."
Charles, Count Talleyrand

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on
it?" - Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -
Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support
rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (18 44-1912)

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening But this wasn't it." - Groucho
Marx

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This is Halloween Super DJ MIX (recorded live at the brande)

Munster Mash

Elvis- Devil in Disguise

The Sonics- the Witch

Yeasayer- Sunrise

Ministry- Everyday is Halloween

The Very Best-Julia

Michael Jackson- Thriller (Louis La Roche Remix/ Villains Too Tight Pants Remix)

Mylo- Doctor Pressure

Ray Parker Jr- Ghostbusters- Don Rimini Ectoplasm Edit

Celebration- Hands of My Gold (Simian Mobile Disco Remix)

Andrew W.K.- Party Hard

Jason Forrest- My 36 Favorite Punk Songs

Yeah Yeah Yeahs- Zero, Heads with Roll

David Bowie- Magic Dance

Oingo Boingo- Weird Science, Dead Man's Party

Rockwell- Somebody's Watching Me

Mr. Fab- Cannibal Zombie Mom

The Cramps- Human Fly (2 Many Djs Remix)

Saul Williams- Sunday Bloody Sunday

Smashing Pumpkins- Bullet with Butterfly Wings (vs. Solee- different- roman salzger remix)

Daniel Bedingfield- Gotta Get Thru This

N.W.A.- Panic Zone

Warren Zevon- Werewolves of London

Van Halen- Jump

Wiley- Wearing my Rolex

Major Lazer- Keep it Going Louder

Annie- Song Reminds Me of You

Delorean- Moonsoon